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Sassafras!

I'm Old Gregg, Motherlicker.

Created on 2004-02-05 10:40:01 (#2119009), last updated 2009-11-20

5,586 comments received, 6,519 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Lauren
Birthdate:1983-02-21
Location:San Anselmo, California, United States
Bio
Generally you can count on me to:

-Say the wrong thing loudly at the most inopportune moment when everyone else falls silent
-Spill something on your freshly steam cleaned carpet
-Obsess over any cats that might be around your house and attempt to smuggle them home with me
-Doodle on every single napkin within my reach at most restaurants
-Sing merrily and rather loudly in the car (while being off key, mind you) regardless if I know the words to the song that's being played or not
-Demand chocolate
-Snort when laughing
-Make running commentary while watching movies
-Draw embarrassing blanks when pinned with questions about anything socially relevant


It's as if someone with grannyish dementia, myopia, a love for salty foods, winter, veterinary work, wearing stripes, hippy scarves, feathering her nest, painting, and rioty rock n' roll has been accidentally implanted into the body of a chubby 26 year old with rather poor motor skills and an intense love for sci-fi. Come now, what more you ask for?

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If for some odd reason you're still hungry for information about me and my mudane existence and you'd like to check out my weight-loss journal, then you should do that too. Prepare to be titillated: [info]milkshakenfatty

P.S. This journal is friends only. If you're not on the list, you're not missing much. Trust me.



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