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I'm Old Gregg, Motherlicker.

Name:
Lauren Lerios
External Services:
  • milkshakenhunny@livejournal.com
  • HunkitaaMunkitaa AIM status


"I didn't want to wake up dribbling in a phone box with a trucker's penis in my ear!"

Also, generally you can count on me to:

-Say the wrong thing loudly at the most inopportune moment when everyone else falls silent
-Spill something on your freshly steam cleaned carpet
-Obsess over any cats that might be around your house and attempt to smuggle them home with me and then proceed to have a sneezing attack because "Ooops, I'm allergic!"
-Doodle on every single napkin within my reach at most restaurants
-Sing merrily and rather loudly in the car (while being off key, mind you) regardless if I know the words to the song that's being played or not
-Demand chocolate
-Snort when laughing
-Make running commentary while watching movies
-Drop puns like they're hot
-Stop without any warning to photograph nonsense like moss or dust on glass or anything with leaves
-Draw embarrassing blanks when pinned with questions about anything socially relevant
-Ruffle your feathers


It's as if someone with grannyish dementia, myopia, a love for rainy days and winter, veterinary work, wearing stripes, hippy scarves, gardening, painting, photography, feathering her nest, old clunky cars, cooking and rioty rock n' roll has been accidentally implanted into the body of a chubby 27 year old with rather poor motor skills and an intense love for tea, foggy days, hot baths, puddle stomping and sci-fi.

Come now, what more you ask for?

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If for some odd reason you're still hungry for information about me and my mudane existence and you'd like to check out my weight-loss journal, then you should do that too. Prepare to be titillated: milkshakenfatty

P.S. This journal is friends only. If you're not on the list, you're not missing much. Trust me.



30 rock, 365 day project, angel, battlestar galactica, beets, being grim, betty bangs, bjork, black books, blush, body mod, bones, boots, botany, bouncing breasts, buffy, bullets, butt rock, cameras, cat power, chai, chili sauce, chocolate, clogs, cocktails, cooking, coral, crayons, crocheting, cuddles, curry, cut and paste crafts, dan clowes, dancin' in the kitchen, death guild, deep space nine, delicious meat, dieting, doctor who, dreadlocks, drugs, eggs, farmers market, film, fishnets, folk art, freckles, fringe, frost, gardening, gauges, ghost world, gin and tonic, glasses, gothicures, heels, india ink, internet!, invader zim, iron chef, james bond, jellyfish, john john jesse, kawaii, ketchup, lady gaga, leaves, light, lip-gloss, lipstick, little britain, make-up, mandarin oranges, mascara, mice, midnight, mojitos, monocles, mooses, mr. show, myopia, oolong tea, orchids, otter pops, oz, painting, peep show, peeps, phone calls in bed, piercings, pills, polaroid photos, postcards, quark, rain, recipes, ribbon, riot grrl rock, skeletons, sketchbooks, skulls, sleater-kinney, smoke, snl, something awful, southern comfort, spellcheck, sriracha, star trek, stargate, stella artois, stripes, suicide girls, tea, the color black, the color red, the it crowd, the mighty boosh, the office, the sacred heart, the smashing pumpkins, thrift store shopping, tomato soup, torchwood, trading spaces, unconscious, vinyl collecting, vodka, volkswagen, voyager, vulcans, walks, weight loss, what not to wear, xrays

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