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Sassafras!
I'm Old Gregg, Motherlicker.
Created on 2004-02-05 10:40:01 (#2119009), last updated 2009-11-20
5,586 comments received, 6,519 comments posted
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Basic Info| Name: | Lauren |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1983-02-21 |
| Location: | San Anselmo, California, United States |
Bio-Say the wrong thing loudly at the most inopportune moment when everyone else falls silent
-Spill something on your freshly steam cleaned carpet
-Obsess over any cats that might be around your house and attempt to smuggle them home with me
-Doodle on every single napkin within my reach at most restaurants
-Sing merrily and rather loudly in the car (while being off key, mind you) regardless if I know the words to the song that's being played or not
-Demand chocolate
-Snort when laughing
-Make running commentary while watching movies
-Draw embarrassing blanks when pinned with questions about anything socially relevant
It's as if someone with grannyish dementia, myopia, a love for salty foods, winter, veterinary work, wearing stripes, hippy scarves, feathering her nest, painting, and rioty rock n' roll has been accidentally implanted into the body of a chubby 26 year old with rather poor motor skills and an intense love for sci-fi. Come now, what more you ask for?
If for some odd reason you're still hungry for information about me and my mudane existence and you'd like to check out my weight-loss journal, then you should do that too. Prepare to be titillated:
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milkshakenfattyP.S. This journal is friends only. If you're not on the list, you're not missing much. Trust me.
ConnectInterests (121):
30 rock, angel, battlestar galactica, beets, being grim, betty bangs, bjork, blush, body mod, bones, boots, botany, bouncing breasts, buffy, bullets, butt rock, cat power, chai, chili sauce, chocolate, clogs, cocktails, cooking, coral, crayons, crocheting, cuddles, curry, cut and paste crafts, dan clowes, dancin' in the kitchen, death guild, deep space nine, dieting, doctor who, dreadlocks, fishnets, freckles, fringe, frost, gardening, gauges, ghost world, gin and tonic, glasses, gothicures, heels, india ink, internet!, invader zim, iron chef, james bond, jellyfish, john john jesse, kawaii, ketchup, kvlt, leaves, lip-gloss, lipstick, mac, make-up, mandarin oranges, mascara, mice, midnight, mojitos, monocles, mooses, mr. show, myopia, oolong tea, orchids, otter pops, oz, painting, peeps, phone calls in bed, piercings, pills, polaroid photos, postcards, quark, rain, recipes, ribbon, riot grrl rock, skeletons, sketchbooks, skulls, sleater-kinney, smoke, snl, something awful, southern comfort, spellcheck, sriracha, star trek, stella artois, stripes, suicide girls, tea, the color black, the color red, the office, the sacred heart, the smashing pumpkins, thrift store shopping, tomato soup, torchwood, trading spaces, unconscious, vinyl collecting, vodka, volkswagen, voyager, vulcans, walks, weight loss, what not to wear, xrays
External Services:
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